These ladies are vying for the title of Miss Hooters...
Who you got???
Left or right???
Back on the beat. Actually, time for another guest host here at Ecks & Bacon, and we’re gonna go all the way up to Westerly, Rhode Island. Yea, the Daily News covers the East Coast baby. Say hello to my guy, Hoops Malone, who would like to say hello to his girl, Katie Coots. He was SO excited about getting a spot in the paper that he typed in ALL CAPS. Run it Hoops.
“I WOULD LIKE TO FIRST THANK MR. ECKS & BACON FOR GIVIN’ ME A SHOT TO SHOWCASE MY PICK OF THE NITE! THEY CALL ME HOOPS MALONE IN NOVEMBER AND DIAMOND MALONE IN JULY. IT’S JULY BABY AND I AM GONNA TAKE U BASEBALL FANATICS UP TO FENWAY PAWWK AS THEY SAY IN BEANTOWN. GAME 1 TONITE WILL GO TO THE HOME TEAM…THE RED-HOTS. THEIR BATS WERE SLEEPIN’ AGAINST THE RAYS BUT EXPECT THE BALLS TO BE FLYIN’ OUT OF FENWAY AND OVER THE GREEN MONSTA! DON’T WORRY YANKEE FANS. MR. JUDGE AND THE BOYS WILL HANG IN THERE THIS WEEKEND. IF U FEEL REALY DARING, TAKE THE TOTAL, OVER 9.0 RUNS, IN A HIGH SCORING SHOOTOUT. REMEMBER, WHILE VISITING FENWAY, SIT BACK AND ENJOY A NICE SAUSAGE, ONION AND PEPPER GRINDER. NOT A HOGIE! SPECIAL YELL OUT TO VIC DIBITETTO, THE BEST COMEDIAN WORKING AND A DIE-HARD YANKEE FAN FROM STATEN ISLAND. BE SAFE AND HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. DIAMOND MALONE FROM WESTERLY, R. I. PEACE OUT BABY!”