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  • Monday, May 14, 2018

HOLY S**T!!!

I am finally LEGAL!!!

I can tell my kids what I do for a living...

Every day for the last 30+ years, I would leave in the morning and tell them that I was selling washers & dryers at Sears...

They would go, "Sell some suds Daddy!!!"

NO MORE washers & dryers, only BETTING BABY!!!

These two Western Conference rivals opened the season at Golden State, and the Warriors were -9.5, but the Rockets squeezed out a 122-121 victory. The over/under total was posted at 230.5 and went over by 12.5 points. The second meeting was in Houston, the Warriors were +4.5 and got some sweet revenge, beating the Rockets, 127-114. The total, 230.5, went high once again, by this time by only 10.5 points. In the final meeting, again in Houston, the Rockets were +2.5, and posted a 116-108 W. The total was on the board at 237.5, and went under for the first time.

On the playoff board, Houston is 8-2 straight up, 6-4 against the spread. At home, the Rockets are 5-1 straight up but just 3-3 against the spread. In the total department, the Rocks have spilt the 10 games down the middle, going high five times and low five times, and spilt 3-3 at home in Texas.

Golden State has compiled the same 8-2 record so far in the playoffs, straight up, with just an average 5-5 number against the spread. On the road, the Warriors are 2-2, straight up and against the spread. As for the totals, the Dubs have gone high four times and low six times, with a 1-3 tilt to the under on the road.

After watching the favored Cavaliers get CRUSHED by the Celtics in Boston yesterday, 108-83, we're gonna just sit back and watch game one...wallet closed.