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March was a pretty decent month here at Ecks & Bacon, winning a few bones, but we just got the figures in from the Nevada Gaming Control Board, and it wasn't pretty. When you hear that the sportsbooks won $21.5 million on hoops alone, you're thinking, DAMN. Well, that figure was actually almost a 23% drop from last March. The books won $9.6 million overall for the month, which was down a WHOPPING 47.7% off last year. For those that have not hung around E & B for the last few years, as Phil Hartman from SNL would say as Frankenstein, PARLAYS BAD! The sportsbooks win percentage for hoops was 4.97%, for baseball 4.89%, and if you're sitting, 30.91% for parlays. Say it with me, I WILL NEVER PARLAY AGAIN! Looking at tonight's hoop action, gotta believe that the Blazers are gonna BLOW the doors off the injury-plagued Clippers, and even though it's kinda tough to lay double digits, expect a 20 point bulge for Rip City when the final buzzer sounds. Like Miami to extend the series to seven games, and will parlay the Heat with Portland. Hahahaha. ONLY KIDDING. Just gimme half a Benjamin on the Blazers.
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