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Las Vegas - With Tampa Bay all GRONKED up, we have seen odds on the move. The Bucs were 50/1 to win the Super Bowl before Tom Brady signed on the dotted line. With TB 12, the odds jumped all the way to 18/1. With the news that Gronk has boarded the Bucs ship, the odds improved to 15/1, and we've even seen 12/1 in some spots depending on where you shop. Tampa started out at 25/1 to win the NFC pre-Tom, moved to 10/1 apres-Tom (studying French 101 during the lockdown), and now sit at 8/1 with Gronk. And the odds to win the NFC South went from 5/1 no-Tom, 2/1 with Tom and now 3/2 with Tommy & Gronk.

Got some fresh SILLY Roger Goodell props for you the day before the draft, including will Roger wear a suit at the start of the draft. My Magic 8-Ball says, WITHOUT A DOUBT. If you wanna invest, Yes is the favorite at -$800, which means you gotta put up $800 to win back $100. Even though my Magic 8 says it's a lock, not gonna throw down $800 to get ONLY $100 back. If you think Monsieur Goodell (again, introductory French) is gonna wear pajamas or sweatpants at any point of the draft, the price is WAY higher. No is the OVERWHELMING favorite and you would have to lay $5,000 to win back a stinkin' hundy. Not biting on either prop.

What about a prop for the number of 1st round draftees wearing a tie? The Over/Under is 19.5 and we're thinking Under. Also, how about the total number of 1st rounders wearing glasses? The Over/Under is 9.5, and we're going Under again. The last prop you need in your basket is, will the draft be hacked? Once again, No is a YUGE favorite at -$2400 bones, with Yes the underdog at +$800. We saw that the NFL conducted two practice rounds on Monday, and said, with the exception of one hiccup, everything went J.B. Smoove. However, you KNOW that there's one SUPER GEEK, or super hacking group out there who is gonna try and do some damage. Maybe it's the Lizard Squad, Fancy Bear, Team GhostShell, or Unit 8200, the Israeli group nicknamed, Kosher Cracking! So, at +$800, we'll dip into the wallet and throw down a Benjamin on the YES!!!

Adding some VERY SILLY NFL draft props below.

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*2020 NFL DRAFT*

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*Will Roger Goodell wear a suit at the start of the draft*

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Yes * -$800*

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No * +$500*

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*Will Roger Goodell wear pajamas or sweatpants at any point of the draft*

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No * -$5000*

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Yes * +$1000*

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*2020 NFL DRAFT*

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*What position will Mr. Irrelevant play*

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Position * Odds*

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Offensive player * 6/5*

Defensive player * even*

Kicker or punter * 10/1*

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