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Las Vegas - Before we get to all the winners, there are now odds out in cyberspace for what costume Aaron Rodgers will wear for Halloween. SERIOUSLY! Think it's courtesy of Betonline. The Dude from 'The Big Lebowski' is the favorite at 4/1. Obi-wan Kenobi and the Joker are next at 5/1. Kurt Cobain is 8/1, Caitlyn Jenner is 10/1 and Joseph Allen Maldonado, AKA Joe Exotic, AKA the 'Tiger King' is 12/1. Might drop a few pennies on Joe Exotic.

Not thrilled about laying double digits, but in this spot, gotta have the Rams -14 over the Texans. Oops. That's what we bought a day ago, but now, the line has jumped to -16. After beating the pathetic Jaguars in the 2021 opener, Houston has been sliding downhill faster than Jean-Claude Killy. For all you young punks, if you're not familiar with the name, just Google the 1968 winter Olympics in Grenoble. The Texans have lost six in a row, and have been outscored 127-30 in the last four games. That's an average loss of almost 25 points per game. More than enough to cover the 16 point spread.

Once again, neither team has named a starter for game five of the World Series, so once again, we're gonna have to wait. So, PLZ, hit me on Instagram/vegasvigorish. It'll take just :15 seconds of your time and you might just find another winner.

On to the teaser wars. The Other Silver Brother is pulling away from the rest of the pack and a sweet win last week put his record at 5-2. Now, Mr. Big Shot is SO geeked, he has to throw down TWO teasers. Gonna let the OSB tell you what's up in his own words.

'Against my better (like the dual meaning there) judgement, I am going with two teasers. I have six games that I love, love, love, so, I'm going with an A tease and B tease. Be advised that the A teaser will carry more weight.'

A tease - Take the Rams from -16 down to -6 against the Texans.
Find the Detroit/Philly game, drop the total from 48 to 38 and buy the Over.
Close out with the Seattle/Jacksonville game, take the total from 44.5 to 54.5 and go Under.

B tease - Drop the Bills from -14 to -4 points over the Dolphins.
Plump the Titans up from +2.5 to +12.5 points against the Colts.
Close with Dallas and bump the Cowboys up from +3 to +13 points over the Vikings.

Of course, Mr. Vingt-et-un wants another shot at the champ, and here's his action.
Start up in Buffalo and slice the Bills from -14 to -4 points over the Fish.
Then go to New York and drop the Bengals from -11 to -1 point over the Jets.
Monsieur closes up shop in Houston and will chop the Rams from -16 to -6 points against the Texans.

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